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Mania's Mother's Day contest.

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Yer mom's so fat contest.

I will be awarding 50g to the best "yer mom's so fat..."joke to celebrate Mother's Day.
Judging will be done on:
Tastelessness
Originality and,
How descriptive you can be.
*Special consideration in judging will be given to any joke that may actually be true of the subject, but photos must be submitted for verification.*NO nude photos please. I'll puke.*


Post here before midnight tonight.
Judging will be tomorrow.
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You're mamma so fat; when yo ' mamma and daddy were making love, she looked at his rolls, he looked at her rolls, they both got hungry and went to Wendy's!

Bonus:

Yo' mamma so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge, and the bitch chose Jiff!
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Yo' momma's so nasty that after sex, she doesn't get spooned, she gets knifed.

Yo' mama's so fat, her cooking skill is 800.

I used to have a ton that I swiped from Yo' Mama when it was on, but I've forgotten most of them, lol.
 
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