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[Void Crystal]
 


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BE PREPARED!! They are going to hit the south!! Mississippi is FUXORZ!! It will set back our ability to get fuel into the country by 20 years! They will then hit Los Angeles. They will kill the grid located in Riverside. It will completely wipe out power between Ventura and Oceanside for the next decade. At the same time, the ports will be shutdown, further hobbling our ability to take in food and fuel. The governement (State and Federal) will then move troops, border gaurds, police, fire fighters, volunteers to the affected areas. Be prepared for a race war in both of these locations, along with general anarchy for a few weeks. Gangs and Racist groups like the KKK will be the 1st to recover and maintain "theirs" while keeping others at bay with guns.
Lastly, the dollar will collapse as the economy is thrown back 100years (the dollar is going to collapse anyway, the fed is trying to slow it, but they admittedly cannot stop it) as we cannot recover because we cannot move goods.
Fallout will cause massive drought and exodus from the south. Large cases of illness linked to radioactive exposure will plague the midwest. Canada will close their borders and arm their mounties to ensure they remain closed.
Shortly thereafter we will fall into a civil war, muslim americans will be fuxxorz regardless. Backs to the wall, guns out, we will fire at smoke and shadows. We will relenquish our piece of the pie in terms of Oceans, handing complete control over to the UN as we need every service member to control the chaos at home. Expect to be hit again in the next 12 months.

...it's coming.

(look forward to part 2 "Who do we shoot at?!", and "You have more than me and are unwilling to part with it...so have this bullet!"...)
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...bored.
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yeah...but you're not joking.
 
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Zeddicus wrote:
yeah...but you're not joking.


which is the scary part =-/
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