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Vanessa Minnillo and tan lines (NSFW Apo don't look lol)

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You know, I really don't like tan lines. I guess some people think they're sexy, but I just think it's really weird. Humans aren't meant to be multi-colored. If I was wearing a Show Me Your Tits cap and this bitch flashed me, I'd take the hat off in a hurry. Plus, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a scissor lock.

http://fleshbot.com/sex/we-have-bush/celebrity-full-frontal-watch-vanessa-minnillos-vacation-outtakes-290633.php
 
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Whatever.

http://www.vanessaminnillo.com/

She's hot. Smoking hot.
 


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I would do so many things to her...

Make the bitch get in the kicthen and Cook me Pancakes is one of them
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LOL, Eupha.

Here's the thing... I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I would require that she sun her titties a little bit. I'll even sit out with her while she does it! I don't ask for much.
 
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Thanks for the warning. I have no clue what lies behind the link, but judging by the posts, I'm prolly better off not knowing.

Maybe feel a little cleaner too.

Apo
 
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OMG Apo, you weren't supposed to read the thread at all! Now I'm embarrassed! :oops:

Actually it's just a picture of a semi-famous chick topless, .
 
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What were you doing browsing that site anyway Mike? Does it show naked guys too or did you click it on accident?
 

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Ohn wrote:
What were you doing browsing that site anyway Mike? Does it show naked guys too or did you click it on accident?


Oh no, I only have eyes for you, stud! <3 <3

/pinchnipples
 
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